Tumblr (3.0; @alholden)http://alholden.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tvnuEStY1qckp4qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/25391553297/grandfathers-advice-pretty-bad-for-someone-whos">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="title"><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/grandfathers-advice-pretty-bad-for-someone-whos-li,28571/">Grandfather’s Advice Pretty Bad For Someone Who’s Lived That Long</a></h2> <blockquote> <p><span>“He kept telling me I didn’t have to be in love to get married, saying that as soon as I settled down with a woman and started having kids, I’d just get used to it.”</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/grandfathers-advice-pretty-bad-for-someone-whos-li,28571/">More</a>.<br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25484262399http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25484262399Wed, 20 Jun 2012 00:06:24 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uLljO0OaZqc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/25467182949/cant-wait-to-have-children">bestrooftalkever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Can’t wait to have children.</p> </blockquote>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25484202177http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25484202177Wed, 20 Jun 2012 00:05:24 -0400<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/life-changing-ways-to-have-bacon">everything is better with a little bacon</a>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25075488682http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25075488682Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:18:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ldaio54G1rwaypgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Return from whence you came</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25075388302http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/25075388302Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:15:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fqwuvPu01qc28ymo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24940936342http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24940936342Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:28:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hbvqpeqR1qzptwgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24940900247http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24940900247Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:27:57 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6OyRpRa1xjDNriftwh1dZR&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24940869592http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24940869592Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:27:04 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yysbbPStfWw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Not sure if this is the best or worst thing I’ve ever watched</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730984059http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730984059Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:43:05 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A03OJAyr2kdNq56xPQAcyB1&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Das Racist, I love to racism bro</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730815834http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730815834Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:38:58 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F48172797&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>weird and awesome</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730770670http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730770670Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:37:51 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3FgMLROTqJ0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>haha Bond keeps his pimp hand strong</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730725506http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730725506Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:36:46 -0400“I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.<br/> -Nic Cage”http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730663486http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24730663486Sat, 09 Jun 2012 01:35:17 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A3EKfhUJYvYHed5jdcvrOjR&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24639471846http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24639471846Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:05:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54ker4bAy1qzptwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Holy Shit. The anticipation is killing me. </p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527931711http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527931711Wed, 06 Jun 2012 03:14:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50e71aQzT1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/24473866280/pls-shut-the-door">bestrooftalkever</a>:</p> <p>This is something my cat would do</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527862522http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527862522Wed, 06 Jun 2012 03:12:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z8welzat1r4xp0qo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527793900http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527793900Wed, 06 Jun 2012 03:09:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxt6dhgq11qioqu5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxt6dhgq11qioqu5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxt6dhgq11qioqu5o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxt6dhgq11qioqu5o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Gob…being Gob</p>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527713695http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527713695Wed, 06 Jun 2012 03:06:43 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A3XBPCbTU9rSGuyuK7Xbj4B&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527679154http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24527679154Wed, 06 Jun 2012 03:05:29 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A0eRaiJgpJIOPuLunjZF3XG&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24453652140http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24453652140Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:29:03 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A5vzW6FDzBtnGGnf4uLwLe5&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24422179301http://alholden.tumblr.com/post/24422179301Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:56:50 -0400